We Take Out Your Trash...
So Tabloids Can't

Premium, ninja-level garbage collection for celebrities, CEOs, and anyone whose tossed-receipt could be tomorrow's TMZ gossip headline

"One man's trash is another man's front-page scandal. Not on our watch."

Protect My Trash Now

Who Are We?

We're the garbage men James Bond would hire. Celebrity Garbage specializes in removing your rubbish with more secrecy than a CIA black site. Our trucks are so stealthy, they have their own Netflix documentary... that no one can find.

Your secrets end up in our private, secure incinerator, not on TMZ.

Our Super-Secret Services

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Ninja Pickups

Unmarked vans, black-ops timing, drivers who’ve signed more NDAs than movie extras. We show up when you want.

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Witness Protection Disposal

Industrial shredding, incineration, or our deluxe "Ocean's Eleven" package: your garbage gets dissolved like evidence in a mob movie. Nothing left but memories... and ash.

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Paparazzi-Proof Scheduling

Our trucks are unnoticeablely vanilla

Why Trust Your Trash With Us?

  • Our employees pass background checks tougher than getting into Area 51
  • We’ve never lost a single receipt (unlike some assistants)

What Our Clients (Won't) Say

"Best decision since firing my publicist."

— Anonymous Superstar

"Finally, someone who handles my garbage with the respect it deserves."

— Famous Actor Who Shall Not Be Named

"10/10. No photos of my McDonalds receipts have surfaced since."

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