Premium, ninja-level garbage collection for celebrities, CEOs, and anyone whose tossed-receipt could be tomorrow's TMZ gossip headline
"One man's trash is another man's front-page scandal. Not on our watch."
Protect My Trash NowWe're the garbage men James Bond would hire. Celebrity Garbage specializes in removing your rubbish with more secrecy than a CIA black site. Our trucks are so stealthy, they have their own Netflix documentary... that no one can find.
Your secrets end up in our private, secure incinerator, not on TMZ.
Unmarked vans, black-ops timing, drivers who’ve signed more NDAs than movie extras. We show up when you want.
Industrial shredding, incineration, or our deluxe "Ocean's Eleven" package: your garbage gets dissolved like evidence in a mob movie. Nothing left but memories... and ash.
Our trucks are unnoticeablely vanilla
"Best decision since firing my publicist."
"Finally, someone who handles my garbage with the respect it deserves."
"10/10. No photos of my McDonalds receipts have surfaced since."
Fill out the form. We never spam.